if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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