Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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