What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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