i don't like sucking hair
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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