At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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