I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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