I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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