The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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