Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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