so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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