Ketchup is God's man juice
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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