one two three fourrrrnication!
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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