If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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