I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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