he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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