There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
This is the high leading the old right now
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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