found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
where are you?
Hypothermia
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
third nipple confirmed
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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