I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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