Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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