If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Drake has all the answers
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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