So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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