Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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