O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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