how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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