they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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