I wish I could punch you in the face.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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