Umm I'm too high to move.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Randomize
