Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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