Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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