Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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