Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize