So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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