My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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