so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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