Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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