it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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