...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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