he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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