STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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