Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Did you just see the Batmobile???
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize