We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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