No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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