We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
3pm strippers are depressing
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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