yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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