So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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