absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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