Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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