You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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