and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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