apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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