So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I cut my penus on the lid.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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