My friends, they love my intelligence
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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