I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
